Here is one of our funny newly-wed stories that we do not want to forget.
Sometime during the first few months of our marriage, Ben got up early on a Saturday to make us breakfast-in-bed.
He came back upstairs with the works; coffee; eggs; etc. (he is so sweet!). I took my first bite and gave him a funny look, "These eggs taste weird...like...vanilla!" Bashfully, Ben explained that we were out of milk so he had substituted milk with French Vanilla coffee creamer.
After thanking him for his effort and trying to eat another bite, I gave up on the vanilla eggs. Ben (being cost-effective) wouldn't throw the eggs away and resolutely began eating the entire plate for two.
Ultimately, despite his best efforts, Ben could not finish the plate of vanilla eggs.